This Judgmental Map Of Delray Beach Doesn’t Hold Back

by Lyssa Goldberg Aug 20, 2015 01:07 PM

This Judgmental Map Of Delray Beach Doesn’t Hold Back

Delray Beach, you've been judged.

Judgmental Maps, a Tumblr blog that posts politically incorrect maps of cities submitted to the site, has gifted us with its latest work: a map of Delray packed with offensive statements. 

Whether they're full of "Millionaires and Billionaires" or "Slightly Less Rich People," all of Delray's neighborhoods are labeled with the creator's (clever? uncalled for?) personal assessments about what kind of people make up the area and the activities you'd find there.

Even parts of Greater Delray took a hit. Some of our favorites include: "Hellacious Traffic to Fort Lauderdale and Miami" along I-95 South, "So Cute How People Here Say They Live In Delray Beach But Clearly They Don't" (i.e. unincorporated suburbia), and "Average age = 90" (one-upped by "Average age = 100") in Kings Point.

A Judgmental Map of Miami made the Internet rounds last month, and Floridians in Orlando and Tampa have been requesting maps be made of their own cities.

We can't decide if the Delray version is hysterical or insulting, so we'll let you be the judge.

Map credit: El Jefe